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Judge Blocks Much Of Arizona Immigration Law, Then Goes A Step Further

 

Today a federal judge put the brakes on the new Arizona law that cracked down on illegal immigration.

From Yahoo News:

A federal judge dealt a serious rebuke to Arizona’s immigration law on Wednesday when she put most of the crackdown on hold just hours before it was to take effect.The ruling by U.S. District Judge Susan Bolton sets up a lengthy legal battle as Arizona fights to enact the nation’s toughest-in-the-nation law. Republican Gov. Jan Brewer said the state likely appeal the ruling and seek to get the judge’s order overturned.

But for now, opponents of the law have prevailed: The provisions that angered opponents will not take effect, including sections that required officers to check a person’s immigration status while enforcing other laws.

While it is shocking that the judge overturned a law that mirrors federal law, what is even more shocking about her decision is the new rights that this liberal judge has granted illegals. They include the following;

  • Illegals can now tape all Major League Baseball games without the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball.
  • They are now allowed to beat to a pulp anyone that replaces their butter with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.
  • At parties, Illegals are now permitted to “double dip” their potato chips in dip. However, this behavior is still not permitted when dipping chips in salsa.
  • They are now allowed to vote.
  • Illegals are now permitted to tear the tags off their mattresses.
  • They can now receive illegal cable, because if you are in the country illegally-why should you be forced to pay for cable TV?
  • Illegals can smoke in the non-smoking section of restaurants.(I kid, the state can still regulate smoking)
  • They can have an abortion up to the 41st trimester.

Shocking developments. I will continue to cover this story until I need a nap.

My Faux Interview With Oliver Stone

Oliver Stone stirred up controversy with comments he made about Adolf Hitler and the Jews. If you want some background on what he said, click on this link to an article in The Daily Mail.

I wanted to get to the bottom of some of his hateful, anti-Semitic rhetoric. So I set up a fake interview with Mr. Stone. His schedule was wide open for The Snark Factor, mostly because the interview never took place. But if it did, I imagine it would go something like this.

Fingers Malloy- Mr. Stone, thank you for joining me.

Oliver Stone- No problem, unless you are a filthy Jew. If that’s the case you need to go dominate the media somewhere else.

FM- Wow, again with the Jews Mr. Stone?  You really believe they run the…

OS- (Interrupts) I want to clear the air on my comments about the Jews running the media. Of course I was exaggerating. Not all Jews run the media. Just one. His name is Sal Schwartz. He drinks a lot of coffee and has a cocaine problem, but he monitors all the media. He looks to screw anyone who says anything bad about Israel. He never sleeps. I want him dead.

FM- You aren’t serious?

OS- One time he ventured outside his Jew bunker. I hit him with my car. He went back and to the left. Back and to the left. Back and to the left. But then he got up, like some sort of Hebrew cyborg. It was the damnedest thing. If you read this Sal, your kosher ass is mine. Feel me?

FM- Yeah, um let’s switch gears and talk about your remarks on Hitler.

OS- I know what you are doing here and I am going to put a stop to it. Yes Hitler was a bad guy, but in the grand scheme of things much worse has come from Germany than Hitler. Have you heard German electronic techno music? Hitler is so 1938, but that music is killing people right now. And let’s not even discuss Kathy Griffin.

FM- Kathy Griffin?

OS- Yes Kathy Griffin, she’s worse than Hitler. At least Hitler forced those people into the ovens. Kathy Griffin makes me want to stick my head in an oven. And to think, she had to pay Levi Johnston to hang out with HER. What does that tell you about her and the Germans? And I will not even mention Hasselhoff.

FM- You are quite mad sir.

OS- I like orange marmalade.

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